I'm sure some of you are wondering: how the hell did he come up with Jorge Says No? Well, it's actually quite simple/complicated. My girlfriend (Erica) is obsessed with Jorge Posada. Thats the easy part. The complicated part is when she uses her love for Jorge Posada to speak for him in the third person (very Rickey Henderson-ish).
here is a typical conversation:
Me: Hey, do you want to go to the movies?
Me: Why not?
Erica: Because, Jorge says no.
So there you have it. The dramatic birth of Jorge Says No!