Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Ozzie Guillen Wants Zack Greinke To Marry His Imaginary Daughter

Everyone is in love with Royals stud Zack Greinke these days, including White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen.

Stuck at the end of this wonderful Posnanski piece was this gem from Guillen about Greinke.


“Is he married?” Ozzie Guillen asked after the game.

When told that Greinke was engaged, Guillen showed his disappointment and said he wished Greinke would marry his daughter. And then, Guillen remembered.

He doesn’t have a daughter."

What a strange, strange statement.

I guess that's what happens in Ozzie Guillen's mind after he watched the best pitcher in baseball throw nine brilliant, shutout innings against his White Sox.

Given Ozzie's emotional temper, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he probably would not make a great imaginary father-in-law/manager/friend/acquaintance for Greinke.


tHeMARksMiTh said...

No one knows what goes through that man's mind. That's why I love him.

Jonathan Etkowicz said...

I agree. His unpredictability makes him fun to watch.

Josh said...

Ozzie Guillen needs to have his own show...or network...or anything that will give him absurd amounts of air time....

Anonymous said...

Forget Greinke...I want Ozzie to marry me!