Seriously Cincinnati? You couldn't find anyone else to throw out the first pitch besides Nick Lachey. Mr. Jessica Simpson! Wasn't he famous like 10 years ago? Is there any reason why Lachey is still relevant?
If it were up to me, I would have loved to have Tony Perez, Johnny Bench, Pokey Reese, Sean Casey, or Pete Harnish throw out the first pitch. Any old time Reds player would do. Hell, even Dusty Baker's son would have sufficed for me. As long as he does not block home plate...again.